12 definitions by Geoooooooo

The things that ignorant right wing, mainly American republican twats like to use as their arguments against the left wing They accuse us of hypocrisy and here I explain how wrong they are.

1) Apparently we are hypocrital because we hold life sacred in that we oppose the death penalty but are also pro-abortion. They completely mis understand because I for one, DON'T hold life sacred but hold HAPPINESS sacred. look at it like that and we're not hypocritical.
How much unHAPPINESS can a unborn foetus suffer, even in the very unlikely chance that these extremely young foetus have emotions when they don't know their going to die and are killed quickly when COMPARED TO the CONTINUOUS suffering of an unwanted child an unwanting mother whos had her life destroyed OR the unHAPPINESS of an innocent person on death row or even a guilty person who made one mistake for whatever incomprehensable and hence unjudgeable reason (and can we really ever trust humans not to make mistakes enough to allow them power of life and death over someone?)

2) Apparently we are hypocritical because we oppose hatred and intollerance and yet hate and are intollerant of those who aren't left wing. Well, we oppose OFFENSIVE intollerance. Intollerance for no reason other than someones harmless religious devotion or sexual preference. That sort of intollerance is bullying on a national scale. And are you intollerant of a school yard bully's bullying if you stand up to him? Are you not allowing him to express himself through the way he injures and makes miserable that geek kid?
Right winger: You liberal scum are so hypocritical

Left Winger: Read above ^ and aren't you the people who think that people on income support and asylum seekers get more money than they deserve (even though its barely enough to live on) and yet don't seem to mind it that in your anti-tax the rich society kids can get more money they deserve (and this time ITS MASSES MORE THAN THEY NEED TO LIVE ON) just because their parents are rich?

Right winger: um.... errrrr.... I need to rethink.
by Geoooooooo March 26, 2005
A short way of saying you have offended me in a light hearted way typically repeated about 5000 times in capital letters as almost the only word in an email when the person doesn't reply to your last email.
OI! RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS I still haven't had a reply to your last email.
by Geoooooooo March 25, 2005
A feeling of unhappiness that someone else appears better off than us.

A completely natural human emotion which we all experience and which is only villified because of the haves continued attempt to maintain their position over the have nots. Let me explain:

Back in History:
Haves want to keep what they got Have nots want it. More Have nots than Haves so Haves in danger of facing rebellion.
Solution? Use their power over people minds through their control of religion (its a fact that rulling classes control religion for their own ends- think how the mediaeval abbots managed to get so rich and divine rights of king etc.) to make it seem as though wanting what you haven't got is evil. Therefore Have Nots believe them and stop wanting therefore no rebellion therefore Haves get to keep wealth.
In The present:
Less people religious but this universal belief of religions deeply inbedded in human psyche so most people still think its wrong to show natural Jealousy.
Thou shalt not envy(or some other old word I can't remember) thy neighbours Ass or their Wife or House or something like that.
by Geoooooooo March 26, 2005
One of the few hair styles that is still truly individualist since so many guys have long hair, mohicans, shaved patterns, funny colours etc these days. I have one and NO it does not MAKE me a sodding redneck, German, 80s relic etc.
Your the only guy I've met with a hair do quite like that
by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005
The Poltical side which is good for whichever country they live in as opposed to the Right wing who are bad for it. The Left wing is always working to even out the poverty gap so the world becomes a fairer place but Right wing greed always gets in the way. The Left Wing are working to produce a system where everyone is accepted but Right wing intollerance always gets in the way. In history the Right wing has been the side responsible for poverty (their stupid anti tax shit like the rich need the money more than hospitals, starving people etc need it.), war persecution and intollerance (their belief that everyone who isn't them is evil which still continues today through their fucking "moral highground"), One day the right wing will be responsible for the end of the world as they believe that its ok to show a ONE DAY FATAL TO US ALL disregard for the environment and CAUSES SUFFERING TO MILLIONS disregard for every non western country just so those already with too much money can have even more and pose with stupid big cars.

In short the Right wing have made a mess of this world and The left Wing are still trying to clear it up. Unfortunately they can't be left too it without the Right Wing messing it up even more.
Labour party here in Britain used to be left wing but now they follow that fucking fascist American retard President George. Are the lib dems now Britains left?
by Geoooooooo March 26, 2005

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