2 definitions by Geoff Thompson

remnant king
To master the are of leaving a piece of excrement in the toilet after you have flushed.
Picture rollin' in for your daily newpaper sitting. You have had your second cup of coffee & are growing a tail. Time to go relieve yourself. You open the door to your favorite stall & bam! A big old nugget sits there, with no toilet paper & no discolored water. All you can do is laugh, because the 'remnant king' has struck again.
by Geoff Thompson August 2, 2006
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To master the are of leaving a piece of excrement in the toilet after you have flushed.
Picture rollin' in for your daily newpaper sitting. You have had your second cup of coffee & are growing a tail. Time to go relieve yourself. You open the door to your favorite stall & bam! A big old nugget sits there, with no toilet paper & no discolored water. All you can do is laugh, because the 'remnant king' has struck again.
by Geoff Thompson July 21, 2006
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