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2 definitions by GeetSquad

when you are laughing and smiling so hard it reaches the point where you are "smurking off" similar to an orgasm from jerking off
When the turtle was eating your dingleberries we were smurking off from laughing so hard.
by GeetSquad March 18, 2010
the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.
AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.
by GeetSquad May 13, 2010