of young Christians
(usually born-agains) who act as a single entity in all things. If one wants to join
a soccer team, for example, they all must. If one wants to go to the mall and hang out, they all must.
Members of the God Squad
are, as all rampant Christians
tend to be, pious and condescending, and will "quote scripture" at you, at the drop of a hat (or f-bomb). Being
young, and "God's children" they are very sweet and nice, as long as you are white, straight, and believe
in God. Otherwise
you're burnin' in hell.
one: "Bloody hell! She's cute! I'm going in!"
two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. Your worthy attempts at love will be fruitless, for she is in the God Squad!"
At soccer field:
one: "I'm open! Pass the ball! Pass!! SHIT!!!"
God Squad member: "You're a poopy mouth. I shun you!"
At bar after the game:
one: "Where's _____? Why doesn't she hang
out with us?"
two: "She's over in the non smoking section with the rest of the God Squad. They don't want to sit with us because we swear, smoke, and drink, and find everything we do offensive."
one: "Ah. Fuck that, then."