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A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.
I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.
by Gaw910 September 10, 2016
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