The birth defect/deformity that creates either over-sized eyeballs or under-sized eye sockets.
With no current options for surgery to correct this unfortunate condition, all the subject can do is try to make their hideously bulbous eyes appear less offensive to the general public.
Remedies include growing a long fringe, wearing big sunglasses, sporting a large beard, and simply trying to stay away from situations that attract attention to the 'googlie' area.
"Why don't you wear your aviators any more, Andrew?"
"They keep falling of on account of my Googs."