The Penis. Popularised by the rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap. A musician is playing a beautiful piece of classical music he has written on the piano. When the interviewer asks the name of the piece the musician replies with "Lick My Love Pump!"
Andy: Hey wanna lick my love pump Sally?
Rachel: Actually it's Rachel and it's more like a hump than a pump. Loser. And one more think. That word is sooo 80s!
the act comminted by a man who after years of using the same porn site to jack off over suddenly changes his mind one day and uses another site. the enxt time he needs to wank however he goes back to the old site as if nothing has happened.
i'm bored of monster cocks website, today i think i'll do a bit of pornication