10 definitions by GarthF

The attempt to clap in applause at some event but very few people, if any, follow your lead. This can also apply to the related scenario when one tries to lead out in a clapping rhythm at some musical event or figure skating competition but also fails to gain a following.
"After my last clap abortion at the downtown rally, I've decided to call it quits. It's just too embarrassing."
by GarthF February 08, 2006

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The absence of homoeroticism in television or film. In a way, it's the opposite of hetyay.
Stan: "The increase of hoyay in TV and movies misleads the gullible and impressionable into thinking that homosexuality is on the rise when really it's not. Me, I'm more of a honay kind of guy."
Trish: "Did you say 'horny'?"
Stan: "No--honay, as in I say nay to hoyay."
Trish: "Oh, I see."
by GarthF December 16, 2005

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A combination of "dumb" and "retard". Very similar to "tard" and "f***tard" commonly in use today. The beauty of this term, however, is that it avoids slandering those who are truly mentally retarded and doesn't come across as being overly vulgar and offensive. Best used when someone has shown a momentary lack of intelligence and reasoning in offending you in some way.
Bob: "That guy just cut me off AND he's driving slower than me! Man, some people!"
Larry: "What a f***tard!"
Bob: "Well, maybe so if he did it on purpose. For now, I just think the guy's a dumtard."
Larry: "Suit yourself."
by GarthF December 16, 2005

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