10 definitions by Garett Thomas

Scientist who studies ancient fossils, specifically those of dinosaurs and concurrently living creatures. Similar to an archaeologist.
Many inaccuracies in the film "Jurassic Park" could have been solved using the knowledge of the world's top paleontologists.
by Garett Thomas October 04, 2006
A paleontologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.
Paleostitutes have to use protection, too!
by Garett Thomas October 06, 2006
An archaeologist who works purely for the money. Similar to a biostitute.
Archaeostitutes have to use protection, too!
by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006
One who gives out root beer, typically through its sale, at such places as a farmer's market, a circus, or a cafeteria.
I had the best root beer in my life today, and it was from the root beer giver outer in Monterey.
by Garett Thomas September 19, 2006
A biologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.
Biostitutes need to use protection, too.
by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006
Resembling an alien, either in form or territory.
"No way! She lives in California but can't get a tan? She's soooo alionic."
by Garett Thomas September 11, 2006
Amazingly simple; impossible to mess up during the performance of.
The tally of electoral votes for Al Gore was so obviously in majority, it was stupid proof. But somehow, that changed...
by Garett Thomas September 05, 2006

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