2 definitions by Gare-Bear

Top Definition
Any academic work or activity that is not completely necessary yet feels good to most; Usually the teacher
After sexually relieving myself I realized I had to get on with that Academic Masturbation of a critical thinking assignment that was due the next day.
by Gare-Bear September 15, 2009
The only place in the world where your car can be stolen twice in one night. Home to ugly mexicans, fat women, bastard children and more!
Person 1: My car was stolen twice last night...
Person 2: You're not the only one.
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners? You shouldn't have moved to Whittier
by Gare-Bear September 15, 2009

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