A small town
in "Upstate, The Real New York".
The place where all the badass people
from Albany, Schenectady, and Rotterdam choose to live.
Benefits of Rotterdam Junction can be and are not limited to:
*All night woods parties.
*No police for miles around.
*A QuikStop, Stewarts, and Anthony's Resturant.
*No motherfuckin hippies.
*Everyone is a Broski.
Bad things about Rotterdam Junction:
*We party way to hard for you, and this might cause a huge drop in your ego.
dirtbikes, BMX, and your girlfriend better than you ever
*This is the place dreams
are made, and most can't handle it.
Broski "Dude, we need to party tonight."
Kid "Well, I do live
in Rotterdam Junction
, party central
for upstate New York."
Broski "Fuck yes! I'll get some drinks and meet you at Woestina."
Junction Kid "For the win."