2 definitions by Garam Masala

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Shawn Machel Johnson (born January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.
Scenario 1:

Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!

Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!

Scenario 2:

Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!

Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
by Garam Masala September 03, 2008

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A sexy Vice President, or a person that is running for Vice President that you would want to fuck. (Vice President I would Like to Fuck)
Dude 1: Dude, did u see that Sarah Palin?! OMFG SHES A VPILF!!!!!

Dude 2: WTF R U SMOKING!? *pimp slap*
by Garam Masala September 03, 2008

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