When you masturbate in another room till you almost cum. You then call
or wife into the room. Upon her entrance, you cum in her eyes, thus blinding
her. Once done with that, you slap
your dick on her ears, thus
Guy 1: "I gave my girl a flash bang last night."
Guy 2: "How did that go."
Guy 1: "Allow me to answer that with a question. Can I sleep
at your place?"
Note: Will usually
end with one angry girl.