6 definitions by Gabe Maese

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After a female completes performance of oral sex upon a male, the male withdraws and jabs his penis into her eye socket, causing acute pain to the woman and extreme amusement to the man.
That bitch was givin' me such a bad blowjob I gave her an ohio freight train, nogga!
by Gabe Maese August 07, 2006

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Where a man is sleeping in bed with morning wood and a woman sneaks up him, running forward and jumping onto his erect penis. If you miss, its anal sex.
This morning I woke up to a sneaky Kamikaze!
by Gabe Maese August 07, 2006

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In sexual intercourse, where the male faces towards the east and shits upon the female's head and shoulders.
I asked this girl if she'd ever seen an angry Muslim. She said no, and I thought, "man, this girl deserves an angry muslim".
by Gabe Maese August 07, 2006

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Where the male shits, cums, and punches the woman in the face and puts in a top hat. After this, he forces the woman to wear it during anal sex.
My wife asked for ice cream so I gave her a Mongolian Sundae.
by Gabe Maese August 07, 2006

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Where you find a hooker, have sex with her, kill her, and take your money back.
After my Bar'Mitzvah I had a lucky rabbi.
by Gabe Maese August 07, 2006

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Where the male places his testicles upon the woman's chest, knocking them around until they fall into the female's mouth, like hitting a golf ball into the hole.
Dude, I took that chick to the Samoan golf course!
by Gabe Maese August 07, 2006

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