When you park your car in a big, empty spot on the street only to return later and find that two different people parked very closely in front and back of you.
While not (always) impossible to get out of, they are usually very tricky.
Ah great. I'm sandwiched in. I can't go anywhere until one of them pulls out.
What you say when something goes very bad. Sometimes used as an excuse to get out of trouble.
I didn't kill that girl! I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
A family that opens their Christmas
presents on Christmas Eve
night as opposed to Christmas morning. Usually done in families with no young kids that believe in Santa Claus
and/or cannot wait for the next morning.
I spent christmas break with my girlfriend's family and saw that they're Christmas eve openers since they have no kids under 11.
The best day of the week until February 2011, when a 14 year old girl named Rebecca Black
released the song by the same name and officially ruined the day for just about everyone. Now saturday
have officially split the glory once held by friday.
Person A: Thank god it's finally friday.
Person B: You know what that means *plays "Friday" by Rebecca Black"
Person A: OH DEAR GOD NO!!!! FUCK!!!! AHHHH MY POOR EARS!!!! *puts on Van Halen
Ahhh that's better. *to person b* play that song one more fucking time and I will physically remove your internal organs and feed them to my dog!
It's the second week of November but I'm still going through Holiday Withdrawl from Halloween. I know Xmas is coming up but that'll only end in holiday withdrawl as well.
From the game Portal 2
. A lemon with the power to explode and start a fire. Yelled by Cave Johnson
via an old recording while Chell
navigate through the abandoned part of Apeture Science laboratories.
"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
Dude i just found a demo tape of this band called successful Failure, should i toss it?
IF YOU TOSS THAT YOU CAN KISS YOUR DICK GOODBYE!!!! Successful Failure is M. Shadows' pre-A7X band!