A small town in the middle of nowhere. Kind of like a hole in the wall, except the town version. A good place to go if you're looking to be really bored and spend time with lots of people who are.....down on their luck. Watch out for guidos!
1: Hey, why weren't you at the party last night?
2: I felt like being lame and boring, so I hung out in the woods over in Franklin Square, NY.
1: Wow, never talk to me again.