The stupid "pajamajeans" they sell on the late night TV infomercials and in “As Seen on TV” stores. They are made of a stretchy material said to be as comfortable as pajamas, but look like denim jeans. Bound to become as lame or more lame than bell-bottoms, jhorts, mullets or polyester leisure suits.
I just saw the UPS truck pull up in front of your trailer. Did they deliver the pajeanmas you ordered?