To describe something not straight, homosexual, curved (as in non-straight), gay, queer, stupid, retarded, crooked, tranny.
In golfing: Wow Chris! Your ball went really Chaz Bono!
In the club: Wow Mike! you looked really Chaz Bono on the dance floor the way you were groping that dude!
At work: Can you send those papers up to my office and put them on my super Chaz Bono desk.
At school: Wow this backhoe on the playground needs some lubricating! Oh wait it's pretty Chaz Bono so I don't give a fuck!
A rule for gauging a girl's level of hotness when dancing on them in the club when you are intoxicated.
Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.
NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!
--Chris, how drunk were you?
-Really spaced dude!
-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.
- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
A USB Drive that is cheap and incredibly low in capacity, therefore making it inexpensive (128mb or less).
-Hey dude can you put some music onto a USB drive?
-- Sure, I only have 128mb of storage though.
-WTF is that?! Bet you really broke the bank on buying that JewSB!
-- Whatever... it was cheap.
The mastery of creeping on chicks in the club or at a bar.
-Dude how are you so successful at picking up chicks?
-Man, have you seen my Creep Game? I'm ruthless!
Simply an ambulance for Jews.
It is the most bare-bones, efficient form of transportation there is to get a Jew to the hospital when they are in need.
-"Oh shit! Zachary just got stabbed with a menorah!"
-"Better call an amjewlance for him."
A sometimes contagious disease caught by those who just don't give a fuck.
-Dude you just stepped in doo doo!
-Meh, I could care less.
-Wow you have a severe case of Dontgiveafuckitis.
Lingo short for "class 5" used by Canadian Tire staff to signal to each other of a hot female shopper.
There are different types of C5's, for instance:
C5-code L = Latina
C5-code M = MILF
C5-code LG = Little girl
C5-code P = Pregnant
C4 = Not as hot as C5 but still worthy to point out
C3 = Decent
C2 = Put a bag over that shit!
C1 = Why are you even pointing her out?
1. "Yo Chris check out that C5 code LG down aisle 3!"
"Dude, way too young!"
"Give her a few years, she has potential"
2. "C5 aisle 9"
"I'd say she's more of a C3, but I'd still bang her."