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15 definitions by GCSRT8

 
1.
To describe something not straight, homosexual, curved (as in non-straight), gay, queer, stupid, retarded, crooked, tranny.
In golfing: Wow Chris! Your ball went really Chaz Bono!

In the club: Wow Mike! you looked really Chaz Bono on the dance floor the way you were groping that dude!

At work: Can you send those papers up to my office and put them on my super Chaz Bono desk.

At school: Wow this backhoe on the playground needs some lubricating! Oh wait it's pretty Chaz Bono so I don't give a fuck!
by GCSRT8 August 29, 2011
 
2.
Noun.

The Backhoe is the best piece of equipment to use to dig a big hole. Therefore, Backhoe is what you call someone who gets so caught up in a web of their own lies that he is just digging his own grave. Usually this slander is used most effectively by the party being lied to, when he/she catches the 'Backhoe' lying to his/her face.
Chris: "Dude I just lifted 200lbs right over my head at the gym the other day!"

John: "STFU you Backhoe! When have you ever been to a gym?!"

Chris: "It's true!...I have been"

John: "Ya.. Ok, sure thing Backhoe!"
by GCSRT8 September 02, 2011
 
3.
A female's clitoris.
Man I went down on some chick and she had like an inch long hard clitoris!

Thats what I call a Beaver Tail!!
by GCSRT8 September 24, 2011
 
4.
A USB Drive that is cheap and incredibly low in capacity, therefore making it inexpensive (128mb or less).
-Hey dude can you put some music onto a USB drive?

-- Sure, I only have 128mb of storage though.

-WTF is that?! Bet you really broke the bank on buying that JewSB!

-- Whatever... it was cheap.
by GCSRT8 February 23, 2012
 
5.
A sometimes contagious disease caught by those who just don't give a fuck.
-Dude you just stepped in doo doo!

-Meh, I could care less.

-Wow you have a severe case of Dontgiveafuckitis.
by GCSRT8 December 07, 2011
 
6.
C5
Lingo short for "class 5" used by Canadian Tire staff to signal to each other of a hot female shopper.

There are different types of C5's, for instance:

C5-code L = Latina
C5-code M = MILF
C5-code LG = Little girl
C5-code P = Pregnant
C4 = Not as hot as C5 but still worthy to point out
C3 = Decent
C2 = Put a bag over that shit!
C1 = Why are you even pointing her out?
1. "Yo Chris check out that C5 code LG down aisle 3!"

"Dude, way too young!"

"Give her a few years, she has potential"

2. "C5 aisle 9"

"I'd say she's more of a C3, but I'd still bang her."
by GCSRT8 September 24, 2011
 
7.
Simply an ambulance for Jews.

It is the most bare-bones, efficient form of transportation there is to get a Jew to the hospital when they are in need.
-"Oh shit! Zachary just got stabbed with a menorah!"

-"Better call an amjewlance for him."
by GCSRT8 July 09, 2011