G. Humbert III
to trip over furniture while drunk.
I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.
an acquaintance you meet for drinks only if more preferable company is unavailable; a reference to actor Peter Lawford, the least likable member of the Rat Pack.
"Everyone's out of town, so I'll be drinking with a Lawford tonight."
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