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Various thivs are defined as an unclear quantity of assorted, unrelated food items that are eaten with the hands in a hideously barbaric fashion.

Separate from eating a meal, which is a formally arranged assortment of ingredients on a plate and is ordinarily done by people with self respect, various thivs are individual ingredients eaten by cavemen who don't give a fuck and can range from tortilla chip crumbs to an entire half of a sandwich.

Essentially, it is snacking until you're not hungry anymore and don't bother eating dinner.
Jackie: Did you eat dinner?
Joe: No I just ate various thivs
by Fwobert December 31, 2010

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