A Rhinorocepig is an unusually ugly, fat, squalid and generally horrible woman. Initially heard used by a certain British IT specialist in Switzerland and rapidly finding popularity, it is normally employed in bars to refer to females who are so thoroughly beyond the pale of what is acceptable to look at, nevermind pick up, even when under the influence of beer goggles
that any red-blooded gentleman in the room will inevitably come close to retching rather than even imagine the possibilities inherent in sexual relations with such a beast.
Bears a close relationship to swamp donkey
, although the latter is a more generic application of the same concept.
By jove, Smithers, a prime specimen of the woolly-buttocked rhinorocepig! Put away that beef torpedo
, she looks ready to attack!