Interviewer: So you girls are close?
Cheryl Cole: Yeah we have such a wonderful friendship, I'll go down on Kimberley cos we are just such good mates!
Kimberley Walsh: Yeah me and Cheryl are such besties, sometimes I use my vibrator on her, just cos we are such good pals.
When you are so incredibly ugly as a child/adolescent, you are hailed as beautiful for having average looks as an adult.
Randomperson1: OMG! Remember when the Smith's daughter was a complete troll?
Randomperson2: Yes she is stunningly attractive these days!
Randomperson3: Argh, she is jus tsuffering from Chelsea Clinton Syndrome...