A worthless pile of shit that contributes absolutely nothing to society and is merely a skid mark in our world's collective underwear. A non educated pile of shit that is a con artist specializing in fucking people out of there hard earned money by making them take it up the ass like a rump ranger or butt pirate. A man that leaves his family because the going got tough and he runs away with his small dick tucked between his legs like a pussy because he can't man up to responsibility hence he is nothing more than a skid mark to anybody he associates with.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jessica's husband is really worthless?
A: Yeah Jessica's husband is a skid mark in our world's collective underwear because he is an absolute pile of shit and contributes absolutely nothing to society except for being a big ole shit stain.
An individual who is always running to the toilet with explosive crapping power, which means that anybody else in the house will hear him or her blowing ass in the other room. A shattapottamus will shit him or herself if they don't get to the bathroom quickly because of severe stomach cramps that creates his or her explosive crapping power. This individual can create a stench in the bathroom that will peel the paint or wall paper off of the wall.
Q: Have you ever noticed that Trey is always running to the bathroom several times a day?
A: Yeah Trey is a shattapottamus because he has the most explosive crapping power I have ever seen because I can hear him blowing ass in the other room, which creates a stench that will clear a room quickly.
A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.
Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
Chinese business owners that don't believe in playing by the rules by illegally importing sub-standard products that give us Americans a nightmare buying experience when the product breaks before ever being used or catches on fire while in use or simply falls apart during use. Chinese business owners screw over their employees by underpaying them like slaves and don't feel its necessary to pay them on time because it's not important to them because they have millions in the bank. Chinese business owners that strap dildos to their heads and walk around screwing their employees over time and time again.
Man I wish that I didn't work for the Screwnicorns (Chinese) because they are always chasing me around the office with dildos on their head to make me submissive to their devious business plan of screwing over hard working Americans by selling them sub-standard product.