Probably the funniest girl you're ever going to meet. She absolutely adores: apples, guidos, toothpicks, mad libs, the color yellow, portable bathrooms, and fruit roll ups. Has a slight snaggletooth, but thats what keeps her so extremely charming.
Abby: "I'm an Abby. I like to pick apples from other people's yards with my dad. When people call me a redneck, I just run them over with my red '99 Chevy pickup truck."
Ash: "Hahaha! So true..."