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noun; pronounced (doosher) - a man who has children, specifically twins, before the age of twenty-one and marries the woman with which he conceived in order to make the "incident" seem more traditional
A college student gets his girlfriend pregnant on St. Patrick's Day. After finding out about the pregnancy, the two get married and move in with the man's parents. The newly weds have twins and the man's future all of a sudden becomes very bleak. This man is now a doucher.
by Funk Master P April 08, 2009

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