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Bags in which you pack entertainment items to be used on long trips. They frequently contain reading material, CDs, magnetic chess boards, and mad libs.
Sister: Mom! Jimmy's messing around with my fun bags again.
Mom: Jimmy, play with your own stuff, or I'll have to come back there!
A hot dog or other sausage of extraordinarily questionable provenance and composition.
Student #1 at Cafeteria: "These hot dogs
really take lips and assholes
to a new level. I mean, this is some serious mystery meat
Student #2 at Cafeteria: "It's even worse than that, man. I think these might be soylent greenfurters."
A place that, according to Steely Dan and many others, simply won't do.
Oh no, William and Mary won't do.
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