16 definitions by Fuck Shit Piss

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At the age of fifteen, Peter Noone achieved international fame as "Herman", lead singer of the legendary Sixties pop band Herman's Hermits.

His classic hits included: "I'm Into Something Good" "Mrs. Brown, you've Got A Lovely Daughter", "I'm Henry VIII, I Am", "Silhouettes", "Can't You Hear My Heartbeat", "Just A Little Bit Better", "Wonderful World", "There's A Kind of Hush", "A Must To Avoid", "Listen People", "The End of the World" and "Dandy".

Ultimately, Herman's Hermits sold over sixty million recordings. In all, fourteen singles and seven albums went gold. The Hermits were twice named Cashbox's "Entertainer of the Year".

A cursory inspection reveals that Peter is a friend to all. However, Peter's friendliness seems to have backfired, and thus during flame wars, fucktards can often be found yelling at each other that "Noone likes you!" or "Noone asked for your opinion".

From "Noone wants to listen to your shit" to "Noone believes you for a minute", Peter somehow manages to become involved in every argument. The fact that Peter likes emo kids is the cause for a great deal of Internet angst; in fact, two out of every three cutter icons contain text to the effect of "Noone likes me".

Why Peter's friendship, trust, or willingness to listen is viewed as a negative is not known.

From Encyclopediadramatica.
Noone knows who Peter Noone is.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 17, 2007
1) Someone who kills, like, twenty civilians of their own country for every one American soldier they kill.

2) Someone who's grossly incompetent, as indicated above.

3) Stereotypical Arabian guy.

4) A coward.
1) "Fucking Jihadists are always killing innocent people."

2) "Wake the fuck up you fucking Jihadist, we have customers waiting!"

3) "Look out for that Jihadist there; he might have a bomb strapped to him or something."

4) "Look at the Jihadist run!"
by Fuck Shit Piss August 23, 2007
A derogatory term for a black man, especially one who is notably filthy.
Those filthy coons got in the garbage again. It's all over the yard now.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 17, 2007
(rey-siz-uhm)
n.

1. What people like Al Sharpton and Reverend Jackson live off of.

2. Something that's perpetuated most often by people who don't even realize that they're doing it.
1.
These assholes are one of the reasons why we still have racism.

2.
Filthy wiggers dress up and act like stereotypical black people and perpetuate racism without even realizing it.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 12, 2007
(kuhm-pot)
n.
1. A ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

2. One who exhibits qualities like that of a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

3. A person who unintentionally and unknowingly interferes with the plans or ambitions of another by redirecting the attention of a third party.

4. A disparaging term for a male homosexual.

5. One who is particularly fertile.

6. One who smells like a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

7. A disparaging term for a woman who frequently performs fellatio on one or more male sex partners.
1.
"Hand over that cumpot, I'll be needing it in a minute."

2.
"That cumpot is always catching cum in his mouth."

3.
Max: "So, you commin' over or what?"
Ben: "Well, Dan wanted us to hang out with him today..."
Max: "Fuck that kid! He's a cumpot!"

4.
"That cumpot is always sucking off other cumpots."

5.
"That guy fathered, like, fifteen kids. He's a real cumpot."

6.
"Jesus Christ Ben, every time you come in the house, it smells like a fucking' cumpot. Go take a fucking shower, you filthy fucking cocksucker."

7.
"That girl's a filthy cumpot. She probably has AIDS; stay away from her."
by Fuck Shit Piss August 11, 2007
Lu·i·gi·fy (Loo-ee-gi-fahy) Verb, -fied, -fy·ing
-verb (used with object)
1. To make so as to emulate the tendencies or attributes of another person or object with slight variation.
2. (Archaic) To bastardize; mock.
-verb (used without object)
3. To repeat redundant information with moderate rephrasing.

Origin: 1215-1230; ME luigifyen < MF luigifier < L luigificâre (to duplicate, copy.)
1. Gannondorf is a luigified Captain Falcon clone.
3. I like to repeat redundant information because I like to luigify.
by Fuck Shit Piss January 29, 2008
Lu·i·gi·fy (Loo-ee-gi-fahy) Verb, -fied, -fy·ing
-verb (used with object)
1. To make so as to emulate the tendencies or attributes of another person or object with slight variation.
2. (Archaic) To bastardize; mock.
-verb (used without object)
3. To repeat redundant information with moderate rephrasing.

Origin: 1215-1230; ME luigifyen < MF luigifier < L luigificâre (to duplicate, copy.)
1. Gannondorf is a luigified Captain Falcon clone.
3. I like to repeat redundant information because I like to luigify.
by Fuck Shit Piss February 01, 2008

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