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6 definitions by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel)

 
1.
A man who wears a kipah srugah, a knitted scullcap, which is generally associated with the Modern Orthodox movement of Judaism, or the National Religious Party in Israel.
There's a really nice srugie in my office that I'd like to set you up with.
by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) September 10, 2008
 
2.
Trying unsuccessfully to function, especially out of exhaustion.

Origins: This term was coined by Lia at her bridal shower.
You only got 3 hours of sleep last night? How do you function?

I flunktion.
by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) September 10, 2008
 
4.
An exclamation expressing displeasure.
Shmef! I just dropped this piano on my cat!
by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) September 10, 2008
 
5.
1.The flotation devices that look like long colorful foam noodles, often used by children in swimming pools; a pool noodle

2.The game played with such a flotation device, which involves calling out names and hitting people who do not answer correctly or in a timely fashion with said flotation device. The game is played with a group, and one leader who holds the shloff-loff. The leader chooses one person to speak to, and either calls out to them saying either their name, or "Shloff-Loff." The person who has been spoken to must immediately answer with the opposite of what was called out. If they fail to do so, the leader hits them on the head with the shloff-loff, and the game continues.

Origins: Coined by L.Reich at Moshava during the summer of 1995.

If you can't stand in that part of the pool, be sure to take a shloff-loff with you.

"Carol"
"Shloff-loff"
by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) September 10, 2008
 
6.
Can be used as a replacement for any other word in the English language, in the same way that a Joker can replace any other card in a game of cards.

Rhymes with "booth".

Origin: Typo of the word "smooth" (by Santana and Rob Thomas) on an internet song list.
Can you please pass me that mooth over there?

You've got to be moothing me.

Mooth on over, will you?

by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) September 10, 2008