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1 definition by FrozenEggo

 
1.
Literally meaning to get owned/pwned by your mom. Defined before Kleenex's Get Mommed campaign. Unlike Kleenex's idea, to get mommed is a bad thing to happen to yourself.
Guy 1: "Man last night lasted forever."
Guy 2: "Your parents give you shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh I got Mommed hard when I got in."
by FrozenEggo January 05, 2010