2 definitions by Frostie_Bandit

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To "hump the dump" is to literally have sex with human or animal feces. In laymen's terms: fuck a turd. It's not performed often and can be considered to be either a sign of idiocy or of extreme love (as in humping your partner's dumpling...). It can be conjugated, however, "dump" must be changed to rhyme to it, or it will mean something different (see example 2). It can however also be related to dave's mum (see example 3). This action can bring pleasure to both sexes:
Male: Inserts erect penis into the dump
Female: Inserts dump into vagina
It is not very popular in Europe, Asia, Oceania and America, however, was performed frequently by both sexes of tribes of the lower Niger around the 1800-2000.
1)
Eugene: Hey Chris, how was your night with Katie?
Chris: Awesome, I humped her dump!
Eugene: High Five bro!

2) Differences when conjugated:
a. I am humping the dump - only an idiot would say that, doesn't create the same effect without the rhyme.
b. I am humping the dumpling - If you thought of this before reading this, you have my respect.
In conclusion, a sucks, b rocks...

3)
Larry: Ever heard of Dave's Mum?
Barry: Yeah, I humped her dump!
Gary: Hell, I had a gangbang dump-hump with her!
Larry: Gross...

4) Hump the dump is a good way to make shit useful!
by Frostie_Bandit June 15, 2008

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"Changer" (pronounced "shaynjaa") is an expression widely used in east-germany (mainly Saxony) by teens which are really really really (and I can not stress this out enough) really bored. It is mainly used when just anything around the user changes, and since everything is relative, as Einstein said, everything changes all the time, thus this expression can be used all the time. It is preferable, however, using it when something noticeable changes, not when something unimportant changes (see example 2) because if you do, everyone will hate you.
The word is quite popular, should however not be abused...
1)
Fred: You noticed? Seems like Missy there lost a few pounds.
Alfred: Changer!

2)
Fred: Pst...whats the answer to number 5?
Alfred: CHANGER!
Fred: Lick my shiny shaved balls...
by Frostie_Bandit June 13, 2008

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