People who watch Duck Dynasty on a regular basis.
Anyone appearing on the Duck Dynasty
show or attending Duck Dynasty public events.
Fans of Duck Dynasty
Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs)
Any person, place or object proclaiming intolerance
of Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for any reason.
Anyone wearing Duck Dynasty
clothing or other items promoting the killing of ducks and hatred
Any company that uses the bearded
Duck Dynasty Taliban
to advertise their product(s).
Anyone who believes older men should marry young girls because they are better "duck-pluckers"
at a young age.
or persons in authority who oppose equal rights and opportunities for LGBTs
for any reason.
who invite or stand near any Duck Dynasty family member attending the State of the Union Address.
Anyone with a picture of the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban
on their web page or in their home or office.
Hey, look - all this Ducktard
merchandise is made in Bangladesh or China, and look at that Ducktard
wearing that stupid Ducktard
Once I found out that my favorite chicken restaurant went Ducktard
, they'll never get another penny from me.