3 definitions by FriendsFan2009

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K-Meleon is the best web browser found on the internet today. It is faster than Mozilla's Firefox, Flock, M$IE, and Apple's Safari. It is far more customizable than Google's Chrome, Mozilla's Firefox, Flock, Opera, and Apple's Safari. Like Firefox, it gives the opportunity to customize the browser and work for you. It may look a little more complicated for lesser minds to understand how it is organized, but it is far more faster, smoother, safer, more secure, and runs more efficiently than other browsers. Like some other web browsers, it is based on Mozilla's source code. The beauty of it is that even if you have certain viruses, K-meleon will not be affected by it; that is how secure it is, it will run efficiently in any environment; whether it is an old, slow computer or the newest fast computer, K-meleon will get the job done and done right.
Joey: My web browser loads up slowly, crashes, and gives me hundreds of pop-ups. I despise Internet Explorer.
Ross: You should switch to K-meleon. It's the web browser of the future. K-meleon is fast, secure, and runs perfectly on any system or OS. I'm using it right now and finished all my web browsing in a 10th of the time, it would have taken on M$IE; I have a lot more free time now.
Joey: I guess I will use M$IE one last time, you know to download K-meleon.
Ross: Kudos, dude.
by FriendsFan2009 June 28, 2009
The act of not being in a committed relationship with another person. Unmarried people start out as virgins, but as they get older, some lose it due to tensions and pressures of committing sexual acts and sometimes have illegitimate children, known as bastards.
Ross: Unmarried women are either virgins or sluts.
Joey: Really? How so?
Ross: Well, dude, it's a known fact that women can only be one or the other, it's not like there's a third option of any sort.
Joey: I concur. You mean like your bastard child you had with Carol.
Ross: Yes, precisely, but we got divorced, because she's a lesbian.
by FriendsFan2009 May 17, 2009
The act of not being in a committed relationship with another person. Unmarried people start out as virgins, but as they get older, some lose it due to tensions and pressures of committing sexual acts and sometimes have illegitimate children, known as bastards.
Ross: Unmarried women are either virgins or sluts.
Joey: Really? How so?
Ross: Well, dude, it's a known fact that women can only be one or the other, it's not like there's a third option of any sort.
Joey: I concur. You mean like your bastard child you had with Carol.
Ross: Yes, precisely, but we got divorced, because she's a lesbian.
by FriendsFan2009 May 17, 2009
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