neurosurgeons, a german, a british and an american, are bragging about
their achievements. The german: I removed half
of a patients brain and he was able to go look
for a job in 3 months! The brit: The last patient
I lobotomized was able to join the army in less than six weeks. The american: I have a patient
from Texas, Dubya, with no brain at all, and since he's in the whitehouse, one half
of the nation is looking for a job and the other half
is in the army!