Gamer 1: 'Damn, gotta take out trash IRL'
Gamer 2: 'But dude, the battle's just about to start'
Gamer 1: 'I know, seriously, why doesn't my mom take it out, it's her trash!?!'
Gamer 3: 'I thought you said you were thirty...'
Gamer 1: 'I am'
Gamer 2: 'And you still live with your mom???'
Gamer 1: AFK