2 definitions by Frenchfrog1967

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A hex-wife is kind of like an ex-wife, except you had children with her and now the government garnishes your wages for child support, which brings you to near poverty, just as if she put a hex on you. You wind up eating mac & cheese every day of the week, you can't afford a phone, cable, or internet.
I would like to buy that, but I can't afford it, you have to understand I have a hex-wife.
by Frenchfrog1967 February 05, 2010

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In human anatomy, in the Stargate series, a Goa'uld or Jaffa term not describing one's neck, but likely the lower back area.
Aris Boch - "Jack O'neill is a pain in the Mikta" - (Bounty Hunter from episode "Deadman Switch").
Friend of mine - "My boss is a real pain in the Mikta"
Me - "Hahaha, I know what you mean!"
by Frenchfrog1967 December 07, 2010

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