1. (n.) A bro who can't make decisions on his own, needs the reliance of others to stay cool, make other friends, and steals their jokes/ behaviors and trademarks them for his own.
It would be improper to associate a full-sized penis and manhood with a quibbledick, so this term accurately points out his "deformities."
Every group of friends has a quibbledick
parasite on their hands