when you take a dump and wipe but there is no crap on the paper.
Hey man, I just had myself a freebie. Sweet!
A form of masturbation where you never actually cum, and only end up humiliating yourself.
Boy Senator, you really know how to filibuster yourself in the worst way possible.
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