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HMF
Similar to commonly used abbreviations "HML" (Hate My Life)
This is an abbreviation of the expression "Hate My Foreskin", becoming widely used as a way of expressing one's disappointment, or feeling down in general.
Blaming one's foreskin is a lot harder to confuse for someone turning emo than the more popular HML
Guy 1 "Dude, I'm so failing my education, there's nothing i can do about it now, HMF"
Guy 2 "Same man, HMF too"
by FreeEarl April 25, 2011

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