2 definitions by Fredrick Soft

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when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.
johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.
by Fredrick Soft July 02, 2010

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the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).
Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.
by Fredrick Soft September 01, 2010

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