4 definitions by Fredrich von Hollern

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The ultimate wingman. Taken from the name of Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's number two man and most loyal supporter. Broseph Goebbels will do anything to support a fellow bro and uphold the sacred Bro Code.
Bro 1: Dude, Scotty totally has my back, man. Best wingman ever!

Bro 2: What you mean?

Bro 1: Last weekend I met this really hot chick, so Scotty jumped on the grenade of her group of friends. Then I forgot her name so Scotty made out with the grenade to find out, then he provided me with protection when I was going to seal the deal.

Bro 2: Dude, that's awesome. Scotty is one loyal wingman.

Bro 1: He's more than awesome, he's Broseph Goebbels!
by Fredrich von Hollern September 12, 2009
Someone who has an unnatural attraction to those of the ginger persusion.

Symptoms include attraction to red hair, freckled faces and pale skin. Gingerholics are also attracted to the craziness that comes with being with a ginger. A Gingerholic cannot help his or her condition and constantly wonders if the carpet matches the upholstery.
Bro 1: Hey, you see that redhead? She's so hot. I'm gonna go talk to her.

Bro 2: No way dude, I heard that chick is crazy.

Bro 1: Eh, I don't care. You know I love redheads.

Bro 2: Dude, this is an intervention: you have a problem. You are a Gingerholic.
by Fredrich von Hollern September 12, 2009
Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."
1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.

1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.
by Fredrich von Hollern September 05, 2009
That funny, kinda dumb, somewhat overweight and going-nowhere guy in your group of friends. He often thinks he is the coolest guy in the world, does crazy stuff and never fails to make you laugh. Great for entertaining females at a bar, while not posing much of a sexual threat, you know, unless they're into that sort of thing.

Note: The Big Lebrowski is not required to bowl.
Bro 1: Why do we still hang around with Jesse? He's a huge pot head with no aspirations in life, who sits around all day and watches Family Guy and plays video games.

Bro 2: Yeah dude, but he's funny, and we always meet a ton of girls when he's around.

Bro 1: True. Jesse sure is the Big Lebrowski.
by Fredrich von Hollern September 12, 2009
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