1 definition by Fredophilia

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An obese male who is obsessed with girls that are 15 and younger. He sits around and jacks it to Halo and child pornography. Also known as a Fredophile
Fred: "Hey baby how old are you?"
Jess: "I'm 18"
Fred: "Damn, Got any little sisters?"
by Fredophilia July 04, 2009

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