Is the act of unloading your unholy water gently on the face of a sleeping beauty. Most girls can appreciate the effort you put in not waking them up while performing.
"She woke up with some silent cream on her face, I hope she know's who did it."
"I silent creamed my date last night before I snuck out and went home."
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