7 definitions by Frediam

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Divorce for gays and lesbians.
Now that homosexual marriage is legal in New York, the greedy divorce lawyers are eagerly honing their skills for their new lucrative subspecialty: gayvorce.

Bob and Jeff's marriage is on the rocks, they are seeking the services of a gayvorce lawyer.
by Frediam June 26, 2011

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A synonym for Chula Vista and Tijuana. A geographic area north of San Ysidro (the US-Mexican border) and south of San Diego. Like its mother city San Diego, Chulajuana is dominated by an ethnic Mexican population and all the wonderful things that come with it: overpopulation, ignorance, inability to speak English and resistance to assimilation into the bigger picture. Welfare is the primary source of income for the average Chulajuanian. The post-pubescent females of the area seem to suffer from a condition of perpetual pregnancy with suspicions that the fetus may also be pregnant. A crime zone. The area of the San Diego metropolitan area (along with National City, also known as "Nasty City") where more stolen cars are recovered than anywhere else on earth. A transit point for the American-to-Mexican transfer of wealth: drugs, auto theft, burglaries, human trafficking. The only thing that will save Chulajuana from itself would be a long-overdue earthquake of high magnitude.
My Toyota just was parked (and locked) on the street by my San Diego apartment. Twenty minutes later I discovered it was gone. Two weeks after reporting the theft to the police, they called and said "the frame" was recovered on a street in Chulajuana. Naturally, the insurance company claim rep investigated on the assumption that I had something to do with the theft, saying that San Diego is the city you park in if you want your car to disappear. This actually happened
by Frediam September 18, 2011

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A tourist trap and tacky adobe facade of a long-lost New Mexico that is punctuated by overpriced gay-operated bed-and-breakfasts. Boring museums abound, nearly as much as the number of pretentious restaurants serving expensive and delicious street food under the label of "fine dining". Sadly, the aboriginal population has yet to share in the wealth of the local economy as evidenced by the vast barrios and hispanic ghettos which remain hidden from the average tourist.
While enjoying my $300-a-night bed-and-breakfast in Santa Fe operated by a pair of flaming queens, my trip computer erroneously dropped me into a scary ghetto just on the edge of town. After returning downtown, I spent the most boring day of my life perusing cactus art museums and eating $10 tacos in a restaurant saturated with even more cactus art. The most annoying thing about Santa Fe would be the superficial tourists who call this "charming".
by Frediam October 03, 2011

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A high school built in the NE Atlanta area around 1964 that soon after suffered the humiliation of racial integration when the 2000+ white population was forced to endure the company of 6 negroes. Some of the younger male negroes were forced by some of the redneck kids to wait to take showers in PE class until AFTER the white boys were done, as they were rumored to have tails. Strangely, the "tails" were seen to be in the front. As the decades passed, the black population of Lakeside has surged and today they even have a FLAG group (Friends of Lesbians And Gays), often called "FLAGGOTS" by some of the redneck kids (bullies).
When I graduated from Lakeside High School in 1969, the school reeked of snobbery from the rich white kids. Now the school has degenerated into disrepair, after the collapse of the middle class and the population surge by the Housewives of Atlanta groupies and the huge influx of Mexicanos. The nearby neighborhoods are falling apart with alarm company signs in everyone's front yard.
by Frediam October 14, 2011

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A participant in Friends of Lesbians and Gays. A sympathizer and apologist for those who blatantly DO gay rather than choose to simply BE gay. Usually a group of flaming queens, diesel dykes, fag hags and other hand-wringers who gather to celebrate the latest gay bashing victim.
The Flaggots have taken their agenda to the public schools in order to gain some level of acceptance by the heterosexual kids who will never get on board, or to entice the fence-sitters who are too scared to act on their impulses.
by Frediam October 14, 2011

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A San-Diego-based company that is internally known by reversing the initials SAIC as CIAS, thus "CIA South". This "organization" sucks off the government tit big time through government contracting, with all the horrible things this does to the unfortunate spirits who end up working for The Company who soon discover they have not only sold their soul to the military devil, but have become the devil's bitch. A company saturated with Jesus freaks and Gayvangelicals who believe God put them in their SAIC job in order to bring on the Apocalypse, while being overpaid to do so.
I worked for SAIC for a few months when I was fired after refusing to attend my boss's weekly prayer meeting, where the group prays for the end of mankind in anticipation of the return of Jesus. I told him that if he thinks he won't be "Left Behind", I had sad news for him: he would.
by Frediam October 14, 2011

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Once a sleepy fishing village and Spanish Mission, San Diego has degenerated into forgetful and unfortunate suburb of the Los Angeles "splurb", that is, the suburban sprawl that grew through Orange County and San Diego like a cancer. Sadly, the "Sun Tax" mentality of local employers offers very little in terms of pay and benefits that one needs to reach the San Diego once-high affordability index, which favors only the huge homeless population as well as those who live 20 people to a small house (e.g. Phillipinos, Mexicans etc) as well as the high number of people living on welfare and Section 8 subsidies. In recent years, the high tide of illegal immigration and the bursting housing bubble has reduced San Diego to a has-been border city where all mortgages are under water, crime is high, drugs (esp crystal meth) are everywhere, auto theft is epidemic, while assault and homicide aren't even news. This is merely a few of the wonderful benefits that come from being Tijuana's closest neighbor. The only one thing San Diego had going was The Chargers, which also have become a laughable member of the NFL. The Chargers have never won a Superbowl ... and never will. Meantime, San Diego remains a wonderful place for terrorists to live undetected.
I used to live in San Diego in the early 1980's. After years of spinning my wheels and working my ass off, I finally gave up on the low pay and slave wages and moved to a real city. Thank God I had enough sense to stay out of real estate there, given the housing meltdown and the bankruptcy of a city that can barely stay above water.
by Frediam September 18, 2011

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