1 definition by Freddy Stiggers

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A guy who is so good at cock blocking that he can do it to several people at the same time like an octopus reaching out in all directions with its tentacles.
He was such a cockblocktopus last night every girl in the bar left early.
by Freddy Stiggers September 08, 2011

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