3 definitions by Fredd the Narwhal

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when the jonas brothers have broken your heart/dreams in some way.
guy 1: "yea, she found out joe jonas has a new girlfriend."
guy 2: "oh she must be really jobroken"
by Fredd the Narwhal March 11, 2010

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a Narwhal is thought of to be a whale with a horn, or the rare combination of a unicorn and a whale. little known fact narwhals are closer related to the dolphin, and the horn is actually a large tooth protruding from the upper jaw. on average a narwhal can grow to be 7 to 12 feet in length with a horn length of anywhere between 6 to 9 feet. narwhals live in the arctic but have been known to migrate to northern pacific near Alaska and even as far as the antarctic. they travel in small groups of 4 or 5 but very rarely alone. their enemy is the killer whale.
guy 1: oh dude what was that?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: that thing over there, its like a dolphin but looks like a unicorn.
guy 2: oh that? thats just a narwhal.
guy 1: a what?
guy 2: a narwhal, its basically a dolphin with an accidentl tooth growing from its face
by Fredd the Narwhal June 04, 2011

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the result of leaving a piece or more of bacon in the microwave or on the stove and causing it to shrivel into the shape of popcorn.
guy 1:"Hey you hungry?"
guy 2:"A little, why"
guy 1:"i... accidentally made popcorn bacon and i don't want it."
guy2:"Oh, ok uh... no thanks then>"
by Fredd the Narwhal April 05, 2010

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