Fred the babykiller
When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
Fingering a girl in a moving car, after done putting your hand out the window for drying, then indulging.
while on a road trip to california i was fingering kristy, when i was done i stuck my hand out the window once her juices dried up i peeled it off and ate it, hence the potato chip
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