142 definitions by Fred

when two people engage in wild monkey sex. loud noises are very common. orgasm is a side effect of the strenuous activity.
"if we're mockanockin don't come a knockin"
by fred March 15, 2005
Dronka or Dronking, is a similar action to that of teabagging. The main, inserts his testacles in his partners mouth, however the difference is that rather than masturbating as accustomed to Teabagging, he will slap his penis on his partners forehead and excrete waste onto his partners chest.
I dronked my girlfriend last night, the shit went everywhere.
by Fred January 20, 2005
Fred in pig chinese (like pig latin)

vowels are said as they should be, consonants have "ong" added to the end. Then, speak!

works best with words that don't start with a vowel or have two vowels together
Holy Shit -

Hong o long yong song hong i tong!

Bitch

Bong i tong cong hong
by Fred October 25, 2004
A person who is a little on the stupid side.
Oh don't talk to her, she's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield.
by Fred September 25, 2003
A mans mourning erection which ables him to then launch food items "cashews (since it forms to the tip)" into there mouth by bending it down and then letting it launch...
"In the mourning i had an enormous PLA KOW... when then i was able to use it to launch food into my mouth".."hell yeah"
by fred April 27, 2004
10,000 dollars, lent to drug dealers.
I gave my homeboy Freddy 10,000, but that damn n*gger ran off with that shit.
by Fred November 27, 2003
The act of punching a douchebag in the anus. Popularly followed by a wedgie, refered to as an atomic bung punch. Similar to a credit cardslide.
Carlos was being a douchebag so i gave him a bung punch.
by Fred November 21, 2003

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