When you're getting head from a chick and right before you bust, you box her ears and when she pulls away you nut in her eyes.
That bitch was takin so long, she might as well have been handicapped so I gave her a Helen Keller and peaced out!
She wanted to experiment in the bed room so I surprised her and gave her a Helen Keller. She wasn't too stoked.
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