A cleverly devised hybrid of the words "Payne" and "Anal".
Paynal by definition, is any act of penetrative anal
insertion to the anus
of Payne (Fratpad). This usually results in a lot of squirming and shriek-like girly moans, even when the materials being inserted into the anus are narrow, and small. The act of Paynal is known to both amuse and disgust onlookers, and the noises that are generated from this method of sexual
stimulii are often mistaken as the mating call of a very unusually sized man-ape.
The first act of Paynal was carried out by the insertion of an orange butt plug
that looked like a teletubby's antennae, named Jasper. The second known occurrence of Paynal involved the anal insertion of a long blue sex toy
called "Garfunkle" and caused a lot of bitching and whining even though it was only the tip that was inserted.
Paynal is often only carried out by straight acting
men who in spite of seeming physically hetrosexual
in virtually every way, do have a severe case of gayface
and also get penile erection
s whilst in baths with other men, or whilst pressing their penis
es against other men's asscrack