Fapping while you have gas and letting out a fart at the moment of climax; Letting out a stinky fart while fapping that smells so bad you have to stop
i couldnt wait to take a crap before wanking off and i let out a raunchy fap fart when i climaxed
The visible skin irritation that forms directly around the anus while feelings of regret build up due to the soreness felt from keeping a butt plug in too long
Do you think it would help to put some ointment on my Regret Ring?
Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus
I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty
The white gooey substance that cums from your love dagger
Come over here and get some of this mayonesa!
Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick
It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!
Consuming the human remains of a person that died in a fire; Feasting on a partially cremated corpse
Let's get down to the crematorium and have an old fashioned Cannibal BBQ!!
A group of girlfriends that share a pair of magical panties that brings luck getting laid to the person wearing them
Heidi: "I dont think we should accept any other girls in to the Ovarian Cysterhood, it will screw up the rotation schedule we have for sharing these special panties"
Heather:"I agree, the more girls in our Cysterhood the more period stains we see in them"
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